WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC
I TOLD Y’ALL ED WROTE STEAL MY GIRL RIP WATCH OUT NIALL
Oh Niall……… Oh Ed………
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
She looks about the age to be a pokemon master.
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS