They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
Imagine a starkid show where all the actors pick their most favorite character they’ve ever played and just go at it at an all in improv game to the death.
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
[One Direction lands in North America]