i’m a grown-ass adult with a university degree and full time job and literally my biggest problem this week is how to schedule my friday so that i’m near a laptop and high speed internet when the steal my girl video drops
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
holy shit i was so embarrassed about this
OH MY GOD
if you let me sit on your lap and think i won’t do everything i can to give you a boner you’re dead wrong